Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We have started to decorate penises.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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