the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I have tasted many bathrooms
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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