She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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