I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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