I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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