i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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