STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
not ubering you a puppy
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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