Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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