i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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