i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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