I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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