At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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