This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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