One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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