I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
is that a dick in a sweater?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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