It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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