i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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