What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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