What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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