You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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