I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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