You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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