if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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