So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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