Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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