I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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