Me too!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
false alarm, still single
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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