Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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