if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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