I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My breath smells like gin and sadness
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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