He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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