did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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