Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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