And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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