even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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