We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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