Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You need a sexual gate keeper
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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