You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i think i just lost a toe
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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