Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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