to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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