Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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