It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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