Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
