Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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