let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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