yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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