You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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