it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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