ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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