Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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